Tired, oh so tired, of all the people ruining my Nordanner fun! I LOVE Nordanners! Those who cause or drag out unneeded drama can go suck it! This is the guide for anyone who wants to avoid the Nordanner drama but still enjoy their own Nordanners <3 for people like me! Those who work hard to follow the rules and keep their horses safe and sound beside them at all times. No bullshit, horseshit, or dramashit. Just plain and simple fun! ;D
Rule Numba One:
--Do not become involved with those you do not know well. For instance, don't become affiliates with random Nordanner owners bc their horsies are purdy.[DANGERDANGER!].
Rule Numba Two:
--Do not create an account with someone, even if you are great friends. I have seen this happen too many times, where awesome friends share accounts and end up becoming annoyed with one another. It's a hassle for the Nordanner community to follow and the group to make adjustments. Just don't do it! [Make a GROUP!]
Rule Numba Three:
--Follow all the Nordanner rules. It's really NOT THAT HARD. Don't try to bend the rules, don't try to sneak around the rules, don't try to be better than the rules, JUST DON'T. We will find you.
Rule Numba Four:
--Experience your Nordanners in every awesome way you can! Draw them, sketch them, etch them, paint them, sculpt them, create keychains out of them, make posters of them, sew plushies of them, honestly the list is endless! Don't fall into the same old rhythm of drawing your Nordy over and over just for points, when you can enjoy the character in itself! in so many different ways!
Rule Numba Five:
--Respect the Nordanner creators and contributors. Don't pick fights because you don't agree. They know what is best for the group and they know what they're doing. Don't get butthurt over small things because life does goes on!
Rule Numba Six:
--Even if your good awesome amazing friend is involved in drama, AVOID IT AT ALL COSTS. You don't want to be associated with any bad karma because that could be your ass on the line! You don't want to lose your pretty Nordy babies over a stupid conflict that you're not even personally involved with.
Rule Numba Seven:
--Do not post public journals, polls, images, etc talking shit about other people. Seriously, you're asking for trouble and you're stupid. 'Nuff said.
Rule Numba Eight:
--BE PATIENT. in every way. all the time. that is all.
Rule Numba Nine:
--Be kind to fellow Nordanner owners! They are people JUST LIKE YOU, and people can make mistakes! All you can do as a person is accept the mistakes, forgive, and MOVE ON. It's for fun! Don't let these things get to you!
Rule Numba Ten:
--Give first-time owners or non-Nordanner owners a chance to own their own. C'mon people, don't hoard the Nordies to yourself. Don't be one of those people. It makes you look like a snob [because you are one.] Treat others like how YOU would want to be treated. This is elementary.
Rule Numba Eleven:
--Don't take things personally. Let irritating shit roll off your shoulders. Who cares? Just ignore it!
Rule Numba Twelve:
--Handle all crappy situations in private. P R I V A T E!!!!!!!!!! ><
Rule Numba Thirteen:
--It's your responsibility to keep up-to-date on all Nordanner rules and all your Nordanner information. Don't let your bloodline get outta whack. Keep updated on those links! Make sure your images are registered! Be the owner you'd like to be in real life.
Rule Numba Fourteen:
--AVOID ALL IMITATION NORDANNER BREEDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY RISK IT? WHY PROMOTE SOMEONE WHO IS OBVIOUSLY INFLUENCED STRONGLY BY THE NORDANNER BREED???????
annnnnd just to clarify,
Rule Numba Fifteen:
--Be kind, be respectful, be HONEST, be true to yourself while true to each other.
Ode to Daryl and Merleskin by ~IamRinoaHeartilly